This is a real question.

Do you know what happens when men disappear? When their okcupid accounts go blank?

It has happened to me twice now, that a guy I've had decent banter with on okCupid has disappeared. All traces of his profile are gone. And all that's left is the message exchange, full of hope and my best one liners...

How does this happen?

I imagine dramatic circumstances- girlfriends coming home and finding their boyfriends bantering with me online- forcing the to shut down the account without so much as a goodbye...

My man meets the love of his life on the date before mine, and in a grand sweeping gesture closes his account...

He DIES. Suddenly.

In reality I know, his three months have run out- and the witty banter wasn't enough for him to pay $35 to extend the membership. I get it-- but sometimes it makes me feel better to think he died.

So, RIP NYC Writer Guy- you will be missed.



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